Twinkle Twinkle, twinkle little car I know damn well where you are Out there wrapped around a tree And the drunk inside you, that is me. Twinkle, twinkle, little car Up above you shines a star Like a diamond in the sky That diamond up there, that is I Twinkle, twinkle, little car Why did I drive you to that bar. |
More Ditsy Doggerel from Daph's Collection. |
Bang! |
Mary had a little gun Its handle white as snow And everywhere she took her purse The gun was sure to go. While driving kids to school one day She said, "Oh I forgot, I wonder where I left my purse?" That's when she heard the shot. |
~~Daphne Wilson |
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