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Whatever You Say

Whatever you say,dear
that's what I do,
whenever you call me,
I run after you.
when you give me orders
I always obey,
whatever you say,dear,
I do it your way.

But you'll find this note,dear
when you come home today
I've taken your shit,dear,
and now you must pay.

I'm taking my share,
and I'm going away,
and I'm not coming back, dear,
Whatever You Say!




Limerick

There was a young lady from
Spuzzum
Who had an incredible
buzzum
Till one winter's night
She went out and got tight
And fell in a snow bank and fruzzum

Some More Ditsy Doggerel
from Daph's Doggerel Bag
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